Doesn't everyone just HATE spam? Day in and out, you're submersed with erectile emails. Today's one was interesting...
"Do you want more semen? We have an amazing product that will help you produce top of the line semen..."
Some jibberish follows after that, but all that makes me wonder what I could do with all that extra semen...
1. Become a one man show fireman and put out fires.
2. Serve really interesting bread and butter pudding.
3. Squirt people I don't like in the eye.
4. Make really huge semen balloons. I would definitely win in a water balloon fight. Mine would be way more slippery.
5. Work in stamp/envelope production factory.
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