Near Accident with Cream Cheese

Had a near accident today. It was one of those things. Went out to get myself a Southern Blend Ice Tea from the not-so-nearby Coffee Bean (don't ask me why... for some strange reason, I just had to have it...). Anyhoo, here I was turning (and it was green arrow too!) and this freakin' jerk in his vroom vroom kind of white honda civic whose suspension was so low I swear nothing could get between those wheels, beats the red light (the only consolation I got was that his picture got taken... that's 200 bucks mind you... I speak from experience) and zooms right across. I jammed my brake and stopped. Thank goodness I wasn't doing the things I usually do while driving, putting on make up, singing to point I'm totally distracted - there was this one time I sang my way to a wrong turn but that's another story. It was a pretty harrowing experience. But using what I learnt from my last real accident, just keep calm and I was once again on my way to my Southern Blend. Oh yeah, and I treated myself to a bagel and cream cheese once I got there. I figured I could have had a serious accident... why not just live a little and have that cream cheese... mmm...