My sweetie and I were getting all domesticated during the weekend, peeling potatoes, packing prawns and cleaning squid. My sweetie suddenly holds up this translucent bag and goes, "Look, its a sperm sac..."
Me: "Yew.... gross..."
Sweetie: "What yew, its nice to eat! My dad and I love the squid sperm sac..."
Me: [horrified] "But you can't eat squid sperm... you're suppose to be GAY!"
We threw the squid sperm sac away and that was the end of that.
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